THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!
Posted on December 5, 2007 by irishsof
WE’RE GOING TO HAVE SNOW!!!! OH MY GOD IT WILL BE THE WORST STORM OF THE CENTURY – WE MIGHT EVEN GET 1 INCH!!!
PLEASE, GET TO THE STORE NOW AND GET BREAD, MILK, AND TOILET PAPER WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!! GET YOUR FAMILY SAFE INSIDE THE HOUSE BEFORE THE BLIZZARD WHICH WILL REQUIRE THEM TO KNOCK A FEW FLURRIES OFF THEIR SHOES BEFORE THEY COME IN!!! OH GOD IT WILL BE HORRIBLE
This dire warning about the approaching frost Armageddon brought to you by your local news station.
Filed under: Amusements, Full of Crap, I'm just sayin', Rants
Ha! This is one day you want to stay away from the stores! Worse than Black Friday. I don’t understand why a smidgeon of snow makes people in the DC metro area freak out as if it is the end of the world - and God knows they can’t face the Apocalypse without extra milk, break, TP, etc.
It’s the same here in Philly, John. Crazy, isn’t it? You’d think the end was near.
We had some black ice on Friday, yes the roads were a LITTLE slick, but not panic worthy and the weather person said, “Please, stay off the roads today! It is better to be home than be out there.” Umm….yeah, calling in because of a LITTLE ice would go over fantastically, especially since I live about 3 1/2 miles from work.
LMAO! I know exactly what you mean. Snow is so rare around here that the very mention clears out the bread and milk at every grocery story.
What I can’t understand is why people always go for the bread and milk. I’d rather stock up on ice cream, chips, and soft drinks!