HELLO!

HI! HOW ARE YOU?

WHAT?  WHY AM I SHOUTING?

 IT’S BECAUSE I CAN’T HEAR MUCH BESIDES A RINGING IN MY EARS RIGHT NOW!  I SPENT THE OTHER NIGHT AT A WEDDING!

WHAT?  WHAT DOES A WEDDING HAVE TO DO WITH MY HEARING?  IT’S BECAUSE THE BAND WAS ABSURDLY LOUD!  I SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT SHOUTING AT MY DINNER COMPANIONS!

Seriously, if you’re in a band that plays weddings, turn it the f*#k down already.  Jeebus.  It’s a wedding, not a rock concert.  You’re there for the mood, not to blow everyone’s damn eardrums out.

(This post comes with my apologies to my readers who are hearing impaired.  You’d have been grateful the other night.)