Irony Episode III: Revenge of the Irony

A group at my office has been leading the charge recently on a food drive.
By selling food.
I’m just sayin’.
(p.s. - props to Neil, from whom I completely plagiarized the repeated-theme title idea. All rights reserved to Neil.)

Simple Pleasures

Ah, springtime.
That time of year when a young man’s fancy turns to……..brown paper wrapped laundry tied with string?
Yes, you read that right.  I was doing laundry this evening and happened to think about a few times in my adult life (that being since I left home for college) when someone else did my laundry.  For [...]

HELLO!

HI! HOW ARE YOU?
WHAT?  WHY AM I SHOUTING?
 IT’S BECAUSE I CAN’T HEAR MUCH BESIDES A RINGING IN MY EARS RIGHT NOW!  I SPENT THE OTHER NIGHT AT A WEDDING!
WHAT?  WHAT DOES A WEDDING HAVE TO DO WITH MY HEARING?  IT’S BECAUSE THE BAND WAS ABSURDLY LOUD!  I SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT SHOUTING AT MY DINNER [...]

Bride of Irony

This morning I was reading a story in the Washington Post about the trial of the “D.C. Madam”, and found the following to be amusing beyond belief:
At the prosecution table, one of the government lawyers was in a wheelchair inscribed with the word “QUICKIE” in big letters on the back.
I should note that as a [...]